Little Girl: Only six.
Bus conductor: And when will you become twelve?
Little Girl: As soon as I get down from the bus.
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Master: Did you put fresh water in the fish bowl?
Servant : no, because the fish hasn't drunk the old water.
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Ravi: Are you trying to make fool out of me ?
Servant: Certainly not .why should I try to change the truth?
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